Masochistic Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Extreme sports psychologist.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Cariactures

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Do Not Resuscitate

Selling lemon latt�

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'