Masochistic Meme Enthusiast Pillows

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Bert's dog training.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Obsession with the Internet.

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Alternative Medicine

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

WTF?

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"These kids and their shellfies..."

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Soldiers' Ego

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

Once Again, Another Donald Trump Twitter Classic

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"I don't see any mention of quicksand skills on your resume."

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'