Masochistic Meme Enthusiast Mugs

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Bert's dog training.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Obsession with the Internet.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

WTF?

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Alternative Medicine

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Soldiers' Ego

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I don't see any mention of quicksand skills on your resume."

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'And the good news is you can finish out your 'Employee-of-the-Month' term before cleaning out your desk.'