Macho Male Humor Enthusiast Mugs

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Important Muscles.

Soldiers' Ego

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Alpha males through the ages!

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"This is all my own hair."

Man with many tattoos.

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

'He's a big softie really'.

The Men Thing. . .

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'