Mascot Entertainer Gifts

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"That's our new church mascot."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Wow. You're amazing!

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"Pardon my glove."

Med School Mascots.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

Mr Met

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"Why do you always wear pants?"

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

No poking doughboy

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

'Looks like a little lucky mascot.'

Mr. Peanut sauced.

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."