Mascot Entertainer Prints

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"That's our new church mascot."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Pardon my glove."

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Wow. You're amazing!

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

'Looks like a little lucky mascot.'

"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."