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“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"Your contents have shifted."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

A dream of consequence

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Clown Nightmares

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Circus Act

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Second Thoughts Wedding

Bull and Bear Nightmare

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Yahweh/Your Way

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

Question man

Mirage guidance.

Falling