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"My specialty is tangled webs."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'We're presently entangled in a power struggle.'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

"Very well put, Harper."

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

17 Days Without a Reorganization

Lady trying to find her way round office using organisation chart.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Should I rationalize or backpedal?"

The straw that broke the camels back!

Easy Course

'Actually I worked my way up from 'ideas'.'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'We're not sure whose parents we want to live with.'

Bored mother awaiting her kids to 'Pickn'Mix' their breakfast cereals in a supermarket

"Yep, paid through the nose."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"What's your secret?"