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'We get on fine, but my wife's lover doesn't get on with my mistress. . .'

"There are instructions that explain the instructions that explain the tutorial to the class that explains the instructions."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

= too complex

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'We're presently entangled in a power struggle.'

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

"Very well put, Harper."

A Higgs Bosun

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

17 Days Without a Reorganization

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

Lady trying to find her way round office using organisation chart.

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

"Should I rationalize or backpedal?"

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

"My specialty is tangled webs."

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

The straw that broke the camels back!

'It's a tax on taxes.'

'Actually I worked my way up from 'ideas'.'