Martyr Complex Navigator Prints

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"Your contents have shifted."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

A dream of consequence

Menopause and the City

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Circus Act

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Second Thoughts Wedding

Clown Nightmares

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

Yahweh/Your Way

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."

Question man

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

Mirage guidance.