Mid-life Navigator Prints

'It's time for your crisis.'

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

"Your contents have shifted."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Better times ahead.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Bashful in Nashville

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Lawrence of Suburbia

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.