Martian Observer Gifts

"Those symbols say that you can forget about the humans! We will be your true masters. Mark my words!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Alien Snowmen

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Alien Assumption

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Crisis.

"No aliens"

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

After hours TV.

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Friendly Alien.

Hand me the remote...

"Yes, it's that way."

"Another example of corporate redundancy."