Martian Mishap Appreciator Pillows

'The good news is we've found life on Mars. The bad news is we ran over it.'

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

spellchecker

Road sign with a dinosaur.

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

We are going to need a bigger cow!

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Dyslexic Palm Reading

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Clown Airbags.

Job Safety - Lunch.

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"Yes, it's that way."

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

A little green monster

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Friendly Alien.

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

"Gosh, it's hot in here..."