Martha Stewart Fan Gifts

"I saw it on Martha Stewart Living."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Merry Christmas

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

David Bowie

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Everything for a buck.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit