Sinatra Fan Gifts

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"See this? 'To Lou, from Frank Sinatra.' He had the stuffed shrimp, just like you."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Senior Jeopardy!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I noticed a few browns."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Maestro

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Crap others threw out

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure