Frank Sinatra Fan Gifts

'Egrets...I've had a few...'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Karaoke. All of me ... Why not take all of me ...

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

The Rise of Modern Art

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I noticed a few browns."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

A Creature WAS Stirring

Merry Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Maestro

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Ariana Grande caricature

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.