Frank Sinatra Fan Pillows

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

The Rise of Modern Art

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I noticed a few browns."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Maestro

Ariana Grande caricature

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"We've made a few changes."

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'