Sinatra Enthusiast Pillows

'I did it my way.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Concert Pianist.

High security Santa's grotto

Join me in a Martini?

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'What happened to your hand.'

Moon

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa CGI Effect

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Martini Lovers

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

The Reindeer Strike

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Maestro

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.