Sinatra Fans Pillows

Of course I know who Sinatra is, Mort. I was worried for a second. House of Java.neet Cybercafe. He was an essential part of my arsenal in the summer of '76. Low lights, an ascot, a virile mustache, and a little Sinatra. Chicks came from miles around. We're you like five in the 70s? My lemonade stand made a killing.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Cow Pinatas

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I noticed a few browns."

Merry Christmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Maestro

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Pole dancers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure