Sinatra Fans Mugs

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I noticed a few browns."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Maestro

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there.

Pole dancers

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.