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"I saw it on Martha Stewart Living."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Merry Christmas

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"We've made a few changes."

Santa and New Technology