Marsh Wanderer Gifts

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Bitchbark Canoe

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Where the wild things were."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Hither and Yon sign

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

See you at the farmers market!

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Mother Duck.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Battery Lighthouse

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Customer Convention

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Island of Lost Guys.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski