Marsh Wanderers Gifts

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

Playing Fetch.

'Not that net!'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Island of Lost Guys.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Customer Convention

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

El Greco

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Scuba Diving Devil

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"