Married Friends Gifts

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Life after matrimony

'I feel sorry for you single people. Nobody to go home to fight with.'

'Don't tell me! You're off to see the Wizard. Right?'

'Don't you be dissing the Ho' now!'

"What if you look at it as your wife's need for attention rather than simply a wedgie?"

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'T.M.I.F.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

SALE

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.