Marriage Proposal Ponderer Pillows

"Your boyfriend can't even come to the door? Jeez..."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Will you be mine?

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Various Traps.

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

Recycled passion.

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Attention Span Man

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

The proposal.

"Have you seen my wife?"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"