Marriage Mythbuster Pillows

"I've only got to see his pyjamas and I get a headache."

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Marriage least expected to last...

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

Bigfoot tracks...

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'