Marital Myth Buster Pillows

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

The Zombie Awakes...

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

How's your marriage working out? I'm considering the foreign legion...but I doubt whether they'll take her.

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"You need to diet, George - so I burned your wooden teeth."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"