Marriage Myth Buster Pillows

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"What's wrong?"

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Marriage least expected to last...

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."