Marriage Myth Buster T-Shirts

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"What's wrong?"

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"The unlucky lemming"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Marriage least expected to last...

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Bigfoot tracks...

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

The Zombie Awakes...

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'