Marriage Mythbuster Prints

Why'd You Think

"I've only got to see his pyjamas and I get a headache."

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"The unlucky lemming"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Marriage least expected to last...

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

Ostrich Curoisities

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Bigfoot tracks...

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

The Zombie Awakes...

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."