Marriage Meme Collector Pillows

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

"I was my own worst critic, but then I got married."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"Let's take in a trial."

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

A Failiure to Communicate

'I told you he had a temper.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Health and Safety to Ban Marriage

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

'Cheers, it's worth the domestic hassle.'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

'You wanted me to take you to my leader. Well, my wife is my leader.'

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

"I'll be back – I'm going to run from my emotions."

"It's his favorite time of year."

'To be perfectly honest, I cross the road to get away from my husband.'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

'They're like ice! You're like a giant vampire bat sucking the warmth out of me!'