Marriage Comic Collector Pillows

'...And I don't appreciate you reading that paper when I'm trying to nag you.'

"His body washed up in the tub."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

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'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'You're becoming so distant, Els!'

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Wait...if you leave me, can I come too?'

"If you two lovebirds could wrap it up I'd like to pee there please and thank you."

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'My wife thinks it was a cheap, sordid affair, but she's wrong. The motel cost me fifty dollars and I spent another twenty on the vibrating bed!'

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Your wife phones to say you left the toilet seat up in the bathroom again sir!'

'Give me a hand, you big lug -- I can't make breakfast all by MYSELF!'

"Yes, I would love to come out for a drink with the lads, but I don't think my wife is too keen."

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

"This is my husband. He's a rescue."

Hiding out on the window ledge!!!

'My wife ran off with a Greek fisherman, but I got his cap!'

"Hold on, he hasn't signed my pre-nuptial yet."

"Just leave the hat on and maybe my parents won't notice."

'And do you, Larry, promise to love, honor and remember Helene's name?'

"I knew something was wrong when you didn't complain about my cooking."

'Hi, Honey. Just calling to tell you Ted and I are going to split a beer and then I'll be right home.'

"You knew I was grounds for divorce when you married me."

'After 40 years of marriage, Claude, your eternal optimism is starting to wear a little thin.'

It's to celebrate 24 wonderful hours without an argument.