Marriage Cheerleader Gifts

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Jumping cheerleaders

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'Yes, it is important - wake him up!'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

There's a special little jog people do when they've just left a job interview that they think went really well.

'60 is the new 40.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

A couple in love

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Labour Protests

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

Tennis Match.

'I'm reduced to having to jog to get exercise: The farmer has clipped my wings...'

Cristina Kirchner

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"