Markup Enthusiast Gifts

'When life serves you lemons, make lemonade, then calculate your fixed and variable costs and add a reasonable markup in order to create a profit.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

The Devil's in the detail!

US dollar rising and falling.

Freedom of the press

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Censorship.