Marketing Agency Professional Gifts

Agency Honesty Day: 'I have no idea what I'm doing.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'How fast can you hype?'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Apples for sale

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Team Leader

Go team!

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"#Win!"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Important Food Groups

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Made in China

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