Marketing Pros Gifts

Rudy, I summon thee. You are chosen to carry it forth. The Tablet. Behold: the upgraded iPad Pro. Better than a computer with the thinnest design ever. And I am the chosen one to tell the masses? Sort of. We expect millions to purchase and carry the message, making this a must-own item for 2019. But, yes, I mean, totally, you're chosen. A worthy daydream tends to have some elements of reality. Quickly, give us your credit card.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'How fast can you hype?'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Apples for sale

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Team Leader

"National security adviser"

Go team!

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'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"#Win!"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Networking

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."