Market Bear T-Shirts

Stock market books.

Sub-prime Bear

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Time to buy.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Markets Drama

Stock market recession strategy.

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

How to bare up in a bare market.

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

"You're new around here."

'The current business climate is keeping the bears in hibernation.'

Death of a broker.

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

Man cheering at stock market collapse - "He owns an anti-stress patent!"

"September can be a bad month for buying stocks...other bad months for buying stocks can be October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July and August."

Bear Market

Half a loaf is better than none..

Thank you for not Wishing Me a Nice Day When the Market is Down