Market Bear Gifts

Stock market books.

Sub-prime Bear

'Time to buy.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'Don't let our profits go south. You know what I'm like when we get in the RED!'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Stock market recession strategy.

Markets Drama

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

How to bare up in a bare market.

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

"You're new around here."

Death of a broker.

'The current business climate is keeping the bears in hibernation.'

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

Man cheering at stock market collapse - "He owns an anti-stress patent!"

Half a loaf is better than none..

Thank you for not Wishing Me a Nice Day When the Market is Down

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."