Bearish Trader T-Shirts

"I'm afraid you just wouldn't fit in here, sir."

'Time to buy.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Stock market books.

Post Game Day Betting.

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Markets Drama

Stock market recession strategy.

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

How to bare up in a bare market.

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"You're new around here."

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

Reference and Economic Reference.

Thank you for not Wishing Me a Nice Day When the Market is Down

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

"September can be a bad month for buying stocks...other bad months for buying stocks can be October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July and August."

Graveside Service

"If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom."