Bearish Trader T-Shirts

Dress your bearish trader in fun, market-inspired T-shirts that showcase their sharp wit and trading passion—great for casual days and market meetups alike.

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"I'm afraid you just wouldn't fit in here, sir."

"I'm afraid you just wouldn't fit in here, sir." mockup

"I'm afraid you just wouldn't fit in here, sir."

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What happens when the bears are running the market.

What happens when the bears are running the market. mockup

What happens when the bears are running the market.

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'Time to buy.'

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'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'What's this I hear about you going long?' mockup

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

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'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.' mockup

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

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"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets." mockup

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

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"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice." mockup

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

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Stock market books.

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Post Game Day Betting.

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'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.' mockup

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

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'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!' mockup

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

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"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading." mockup

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

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Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

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Markets Drama

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In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them. mockup

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

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Stock market recession strategy.

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New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk. mockup

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

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Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!' mockup

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

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Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city. mockup

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

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"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks." mockup

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

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Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange. mockup

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

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'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.' mockup

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

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"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing" mockup

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

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How to bare up in a bare market.

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"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based." mockup

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

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"You're new around here."

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"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee." mockup

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

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'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?' mockup

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

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Thank you for not Wishing Me a Nice Day When the Market is Down

Thank you for not Wishing Me a Nice Day When the Market is Down mockup

Thank you for not Wishing Me a Nice Day When the Market is Down

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"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

"I have to do something when the stock market is up." mockup

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

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"September can be a bad month for buying stocks...other bad months for buying stocks can be October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July and August."

"September can be a bad month for buying stocks...other bad months for buying stocks can be October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July and August."

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