Mark Twain Enthusiasts Gifts

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Bashful in Nashville

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Titanic iceberg auction

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

Huckleberry Finn, M.D.

The prince and the pauper, 'Boy, talk about identity theft!'

Hunding

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'Look at him, Tom. He is so obsessed with that silly cell phone that now he wants to be called Blackberry Finn.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"

'To me! Let's party.'

Bris

Valkyrie.

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Learning.

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Youth caught tagging Stephensons rocket.

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Snakes on a Train

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

Euro Tunnel of Love.

Mime and invisable Alberich

The little engine that wouldn't.

Brunhilda

Freia the apple goddess

'One more time Huck, I'm gonna have to question your decision to bring the beaver.'

'I'm not being edutained!'

"I keep having this terrible nightmare, that I'm really a legal secretary with a Wagner fixation."