Twain Enthusiast Gifts

The prince and the pauper, 'Boy, talk about identity theft!'

Panhandler holds sign that reads: Prince who switched places with pauper.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Gift"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Bashful in Nashville

The circus diver.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Tie Rolls

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Titanic iceberg auction

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Twins

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

The first birthday gift.

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."