Maritime Memento Seeker Gifts

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

No Shoes, No Service.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

1930's bather.

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

Exempli Gratia.

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

Tentacle reaching for a sunbathing lady.

Sailor Writing

"We saved all your old diapers."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Dolphin Court

The Bermuda Trapezoid: Where Ships Mysteriously Appear.

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

"One dead whale washes ashore and you know it's probably just your average, everyday killer whale..."

'We've got to cut the rope. The anchor is caught on something.'

Fish breathing water enters dive shop.

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

Souvenir Probes.

"Aye, Captain, reverse course, I say reverse course!"

Fish holding map of famous wrecks