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Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

No Shoes, No Service.

1930's bather.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

Exempli Gratia.

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"We saved all your old diapers."

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Tentacle reaching for a sunbathing lady.

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Dolphin Court

The Bermuda Trapezoid: Where Ships Mysteriously Appear.

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

"One dead whale washes ashore and you know it's probably just your average, everyday killer whale..."

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'We've got to cut the rope. The anchor is caught on something.'

Fish breathing water enters dive shop.

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

"Aye, Captain, reverse course, I say reverse course!"

Fish holding map of famous wrecks

"This is one hell of a mirage!"