Maritime Maniac Gifts

Sea Link, Seal Ink

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

'My feet are killing me.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Giant slug attacks a city

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Victorian Royal Navy

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Love Hurts

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."