Marital Muse Gifts

Applecart - "Its's just there as a reminder!"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Angel playing music

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Happy Mothers Day

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

"...on the avenue..."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Modern day mirror.

Dog Statue

"Now remember - ten paces, turn and fire..."

Marriage & Divorce.