Marital Muse Gifts

Applecart - "Its's just there as a reminder!"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Angel playing music

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Happy Mothers Day

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

Dog Statue

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"Now remember - ten paces, turn and fire..."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"Buy them - and never look back."