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Seal Aerobic Classes.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"He's a keeper!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"What's the name of our sea?"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

Killer whale with dead trainer

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

One of a kind.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Whale Watch Tours.

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."