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Octopus Lifting Weights

Powerful Love.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Dolphin

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"What's the name of our sea?"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.