Marine Muscle Enthusiasts Gifts

Octopus Lifting Weights

Powerful Love.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Dolphin

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"His prose is so muscular."

"What's the name of our sea?"

One of a kind.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"