Marine Magic Enthusiast Gifts

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"What's the name of our sea?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.