Marine Magic Enthusiast Pillows

Replacements for Paul the Psychic Octopus

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"He's a keeper!"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"What's the name of our sea?"

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

One of a kind.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."